Weekday Squib: Spy pigeons on our staff

We can see you

This is an archived blog post from The Acorn.

As if destroying the fabric of US democracy was not enough, it now emerges that we are spying on Iran as well…using pigeons and squirrels. MountainRunner has details of Project ACORN—Autonomous Coordinated Organic Reconnaissance Network. The only reason the Iranians managed to capture our agents was because of a malfunction in their (i.e., the pigeons’) digestive system which caused unscheduled jettisoning of semisolid bioprocessed payloads in the target zone.

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